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I mean, they could have just not right now. This article is superfluous doom. We already have immediate doom. That's too much doom.
I'm cool with anything even remotely journalistic. So much of the news is hot garbage now.
Did you read the article, or just the headline?
Edit: ah just the headline then.
The estimated lifespan of the outer solar system has been downgraded from 100 billion years to just a few billion years, according to a study that probed “terminal instability” during the Sun’s death.
Oh no! Anyway...
Well, this is sure going to put a dent in the S&P 500.
Soon I hope.
why wait? :p
The neighborhood heliosphere is going to shit, gonna have to move.
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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