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they called him worm cube apple born; for he was heaved from a discarded apple core, nothing but a ditch born, but this is where a wizard gains his power! for the ditch is a network of vortexes of water, dirt, filth, muck, and litter! will wormcube appleborn fufill his destiny and bring mankind into communication with the living earth? the vast active living intelligent system? only time will tell his tale is told in the humble trash book forged from a discarded curry pouch!

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[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Uh oh Funhole poked through to Wizard Posting!

[-] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

the wiz posting will continue until moral improves

[-] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Slime wizard or worm cube wizard

Choose now on your mobliek!!

[-] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

choose yer own adventure ebooks are more cursed than ever these days

[-] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for creating content!

[-] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

i read the tretes of hermes thrice blessed i think i know what u mite be up too!?!

[-] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

i think i acidently listened to king gizard and the lizard wizards after reading this

[-] decolo@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

why collect paper bank notes when you can print cardboard cubes and fill them with worms! you are now an international bank!

[-] decolo@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sweet. I'm gonna go commit some worm fraud

[-] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for creating dirt content!

Can't wait to read worm cube apple born adventure!

[-] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

dirty apple core full of worms in a cube is your divine right!

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2026
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