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[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

For anyone that doesn't know:

She was killed two times and resurrected the same day thus blowing Jesus out of the water when it comes to miracles.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

She wasn't even really that close to death. They accidentally gave her subcutaneous injections instead of intravenous. They couldn't even kill her arm.

Edit: i mean her heart never stopped.

[-] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 16 points 6 days ago

This is because doctors agree to do no harm. Thus, no qualified physician would be involved. Thus one of the many issues with capital punishment.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†

It's not that I don't believe some humans deserve death...

...it's that I know it's beyond the perception myself or any other human to decide which ones.

She wasn't killed twice. She was incompetently squirted in twice. Stop with the fake news, Mr. Trump.

[-] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I think you should find a different verb there.

[-] modus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I admire a person with conviction.

[-] DrSoap@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago

I'm currently being screamed at for daring to have empathy for this woman. What even is my life?

[-] deadmyk@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

its hard for people to not understand you can have multiple feelings towards people at a single time.

empathy for what their going through now does not mean you support what they did 40+ years ago

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

I had a rough childhood full of trauma and I know first hand how that shit can twist your mind into not to nice things. She grew up with worse horror than me. Not condoning what she did, but understand that she was a traumatized child too.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Not just killed, executed

[-] Naich@piefed.world 95 points 1 week ago

If Jesus came back now the US would keep on killing him until he stayed dead.

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Jesus said that when He returns He'll have a Holy Army at His back and they will murder everybody.

The lake of blood will be miles wide and "as deep as a horse's bridle".

He won't come back as a hippy. (according to Him)

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago

according to ~~Him~~ the drunk and high monks who ghostwrote his way too long and rambling manifesto

Fixed it for you.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

don't make me come over there!

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Honestly this is my take as a gnostic towards the Zionist Christians (like my parents). You mean you're really gonna kick off the Apocalypse and drag Jesus down here like a toddler demanding attention from daddy? Like they've told me what's going on in the middle east is just part of Jesus coming back. Even if we genuinely assume all of this is 100% true when interpreted 100% literally how in the actual fuck do you think Jesus is gonna be happy to have to be dragged down to save us TWICE.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Incorrect. If Jesus came back today he would be largely ignored. He would most likely end up either homeless or committed to a mental institution. If anyone did realize he was the real Jesus returned to the world there would most likely be a third world war, not between different nations but between different multinational corporations all trying to decide who gets exclusive rights to his name and intellectual property. Nuclear bombs would be dropped to figure out who would own the rights to The Bible with explicit permission to alter, amend, or remove entirely any passages they want. In that case Jesus himself would most likely be kept hidden away in some corporate bunker for fear that he might give another sermon FOR FREE before it can be locked down under an official publishing contract.

[-] Smif_N_Lenin@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago

Or he's been coming back in about the same area, which the United States of Israel keeps bombing children in

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

US history is an empire of "never again."

[-] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Dostoyevsky's The Grand Inquisitor, but instead of thought-provoking it's just cringe and shit.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 38 points 1 week ago

US hate brown people and immigrants, of which Jesus was both. You're not wrong.

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[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago

Slow. Hand. Clap ๐Ÿ‘

Great post.

[-] yaroto98@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Hey guys, I found Rasputin!

[-] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 25 points 1 week ago

Well this just isn't fair, like comparing Babe Ruth home runs records to the modern game, he did it all half drunk on wine, dehydrated from smoking herbs in the desert, and without the benefits of HGH.

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