PSA: Never, NEVER, use your favourite song or sound as your ringtone or message sound, especially if your employer has your phone number. It destroyed "Bob Marley-Three Little Birds" and that "Metal Gear - you've been discovered" for me.

Phone alarms too, especially when the character takes a long time to wake up to turn it off.

Also, sirens on songs when listening in the car.

Anyone who calls me on teams can send me an email like a civilized fucking human and I’ll respond when I’m good and ready.

Or a teams message.

But I’m not a savage answering a telephone like it’s 1965.

One of the streamers I watch has it as a gag alert and he likes to mess with his chat.

You mean the Skype ringtone?

Bom bom buwip bip bom bom.

Honestly I sometimes hear it, and my laptop's not even on.

Try setting up an elderly parent with Teams.

I like how they call it teams.

I've probably done something correctly in my life since I can't say I even know what that sounds like. I think I've done one video call ever when I was getting my permit for hot work. I don't remember what app I used for that.

ptsd noises

Work Related Pavlovian Trauma.

Pavlovian priming at its finest. "Heckssake who's calling me at... eight PM, never mind, must be the TV then"

OMFG 😂

I am the same way with the Slack “tick tick tick” notification in their commercials.