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Anon drinks too much milk
(lemmy.nz)
Niche
> ultimate virgin story
> has nothing to do with being a virgin
Why must you always lie to us, Anon...
Where the fuck are they hiding it?! It has to be refrigerated. I’m starting to suspect this is fake…
UHT (ultra heat treated / ultra-pasteurized) milk can be stored at room temperature. Tastes a little different but I actually prefer it.
TIL that in many countries people don't buy UHT.
That's crazy to me, there's always boxes and boxes of milk in the pantry, no way I could store all that milk in the fridge
because it tastes like actual milk that's been filtered through a used diaper.
I can store 2 weeks worth of fresh milk in the fridge. I don't need any more than that as I grocery shop every 7-10days and the little corner shop that's a stones throw from me sells it if I did want more, which has happened twice in 3years.
Boxed... milk?
I'm honestly not sure if that's worse than bagged milk
I don’t drink it bc it’s nasty but it’s always in the cold part of the grocery stores here.
The point of UHT is that it keeps for months at room temperature until open, the only point I can see of selling it refrigerated is because people there expect it.
No idea how it can taste "nasty" to you though, I get that it's a bit different, slightly sweeter, but cold out of the fridge I'm not convinced everyone could tell them apart, let alone if you're pouring it into cereals or for cooking/baking.
100% you can tell the difference. I’ve been vegan for several years and I can still smell a difference (I work as a barista, there’s a lot of milk). The first time I had UHT Milk, I thought it was flavored, because it’s significantly sweeter to me. I could never get used to it and found it unpleasant.
Sorry, I meant that all milk is nasty. I’ve never liked it. The film it leaves, the aftertaste, it’s all bad to me. So, if there’s a difference between the the things you’re describing, I wouldn’t know it.
Ah that makes sense, I thought you were making a distinction between UTH and HTST - they're different, but for someone who doesn't like milk they're the same thing.
But surely it's not gay
No such thing
blocked
Why? Scared of roach milk?
Do you fantasize about the roach bars from Snowpiercer?
I mean, if you crush a whole cow, I'm sure that would taste odd versus the separated parts.
because i come here for a good time, and roach milk is not my definition of a good time
Finding the right tweezers to milk them is quite hard, though
How tf do you hide milk
In the clothes dryer. Duh.
Cheese, butter, yogurt, etc...
Drink it
Family bought a secret milk fridge
As a kid and teenager I used to drink between one and three litres of full fat milk a day. Sometimes I would just chug a whole 1 litre carton. I was skinny then and am still skinny now. I also don't drink milk anymore.
Milk makes big bones
Bones make big milk
Big if true
Milk if big
Nobody's asking whose milk they had to hide.
mommy's 🥰
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2026
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