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[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 hours ago
[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I use my own custom made OS called PenOS that doesn't even really work or do anything useful, but it does spam the word PENIS across your screen forever.

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 20 points 15 hours ago
[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

written in holy C

[-] BLU3TATO012@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 14 hours ago
[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 9 hours ago

bask in its glory

[-] OR3X@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

This feels like it was made by someone who was bored during their shift at the help desk lol

[-] HexaBack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

i'm reading this comment while bored at the helpdesk lol

[-] myyass@lemmy.world 31 points 22 hours ago

I started a class this year, a forensics class related to computers. The intro prompt is interesting, what computer do you have, windows or mac?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 18 hours ago

Yeah but you're probably using a custom Linux distro (I forgot what it's called now) to investigate either a Windows or a Mac system because that's what everyone else has, and you're not investigating yourself.

[-] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I'll be finding out in the next few weeks hehe

[-] Wurm@lemmy.ml 6 points 18 hours ago

You're probably thinking of Kali Linux 😅?

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[-] sompreno@lemmy.zip 34 points 23 hours ago

'Is this a windows computer' 'No this is a dell computer'

[-] blackshirt@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago
[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

New HP logo is indeed infuriating.

[-] Erna_muse@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 day ago

I started building pcs to replace cable boxes for people. The realization I had is that most people's understanding of technology starts and ends with their phone.

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 28 points 18 hours ago

And they don't even understand their phones.

[-] durably465@lemmy.ml 10 points 18 hours ago

Most of them dont even understand themselve

[-] blackshirt@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

A lot of them dont even undersand

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I don't even

[-] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 day ago

Computer scientists don't understand this. This is systems.

Seriously, I have met computer scientists who admit they don't know how the computer works, but simply is processional math.

One dude just got his phD in computer science and admitted to me he cannot even use his phone. Wish I was joking.

Computer science doesn't mean you know how to a use a computer; astronomers and microbiologists don't know much about telescopes and microscopes.

And CS students have the dumbest "smart" questions.

[-] karlhungus@lemmy.ca 11 points 19 hours ago

Most cs degrees I've seen, including my own include an operating systems course.

"How a computer works"

It really depends what you mean, and at what depth; theres a tone of stuff in there. Even then I think your mostly wrong, you just notice/remember the ones who are inept at using their computer.

If you mean run program x on os y, well then sure

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 27 points 23 hours ago

One dude just got his phD in computer science and admitted to me he cannot even use his phone. Wish I was joking

I mean, computer science is basically the mathematics of computation. It's not like the people working on knot theory or topology are great with 3d art or knitting

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 9 points 18 hours ago

Computer science has many fields and those even differ per country. Theoretical computer science is only one part of it. There are also many specialisations.

But you make a good point about topology and knot theory.

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[-] zeb420@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

I work in the IT department at a university. Can confirm that many comp sci majors have no idea how a computer works, or even how to install an operating system. They sure know how to write code though.

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[-] tuckerm@feddit.online 43 points 1 day ago

I swear I saw a comment around here that said "the average user does not want bloatware like systemd on their computer" and I just kind of wonder if we are all living on the same planet sometimes.

[-] Wfh@lemmy.zip 15 points 15 hours ago

"The average person probably only knows systemd and one or two generations of sysvinit" "and upstart of course" "of course"

[-] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 13 hours ago

I live in debianland

[-] tfm@europe.pub 10 points 18 hours ago

The average user installs fucking TikTok on their computer

[-] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 13 hours ago

and plays candy crush unironicly

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