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Guess all the enterprise customers want this on their AI computers

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[-] Flamekebab@piefed.social 3 points 15 minutes ago

To quote Shoresy: "For WHAT‽"

[-] Ptsf@lemmy.world 4 points 55 minutes ago

It's to meet compliance regulations for orgs leveraging linux with E5/E7 licenses already. I doubt they even publish a version your average user can license, and it's probably just an attempt to further entrench orgs into E5/E7, perpetual money drip into the Microslop money tank.

[-] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 hours ago

It's perfect for them. They don't have to do the work of maintaining an OS (Which they suck at) and get to continue monitoring the entire computer using their malwa- I mean security suite. :)

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 hours ago

As useful as nipples on a truck.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 29 points 8 hours ago

This is like poking holes in the condom before visiting the nearest $20 brothel...

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago
[-] LewdLemon@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago

...on your head.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 6 hours ago
[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 0 points 5 hours ago

you lol, but i learned recently that some guys are into this :P

[-] melfie@lemmy.zip 30 points 8 hours ago

For anyone who has been missing Microsoft’s tender, loving embrace since switching to Linux. Copilot for Linux is in development, I presume.

[-] archy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Then what? Office365 for Linux?

[-] axh@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

Probably already done... Copilot for Linux developed the defender for Linux as a test. They say it even sometimes work!

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if this is just the beginning. Microsoft is making its tools Linux-compatible and is quietly, turning Windows into a desktop environment for the Linux kernel. They probably don't even need to tell their users about it. Surprise, WSL is everywhere now!

[-] kaosterra@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

I had never thought about this, but my (hopefully not) naive brain loves this if it helps to move the masses to Linux.

[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 42 minutes ago

And with the masses comes enshitificafion.

The money goes to Linux, then all the proprietary trash makes its way to Linux, along with the money.

That will choke out the FOSS tools that we've long enjoyed.

And we're right back to square one.

Let the masses have their trash, lest they ruin yet another good thing for us.

[-] FoxAlive@lemmy.zip 1 points 33 minutes ago

I'm already ready for us to switch to temple os.

[-] voytrekk@sopuli.xyz 11 points 8 hours ago

Well this is bullshit. I guess I will end up with this on my work laptop because almost everything is Microsoft in that environment. I can only hope it stays the hell out of the way.

[-] danielquinn@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Your work lets you use Linux?

[-] voytrekk@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Yes. Unfortunately I'm about the only one. My project runs on Linux and our customers environment is completely Linux as well. Most of the developers on the team just use WSL tho.

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 5 points 7 hours ago

I'm surprised the requirements isn't "To use Microsoft defender you need TPM version 2.0 or newer"

[-] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 hours ago

Why is the first paragraph repeated? Written by AI?

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

That or just padding, idk

this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2026
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