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No 'My Cousin Vinny'? Unqualified.
Also I know this is satire, but if the White House did say this it would almost certainly come out a week later that she hadn't seen these movies either.
it would almost certainly come out a week later that she hadn't seen these movies either.
Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you.
That's nothing, I played 6 Ace Attorney games and the Professor Layton crossover!
I ate the onion
I initially thought the real briefing was an SNL skit.
I'm pretty sure she spent most of the time very confused by all the polysyllabic words and high-level jurisprudence in those movies.
What does polysyllabic mean?
Poly, meaning many, syllabic meaning syallables.
Oh okay thank you.
It's like a polycule but with phonemes.
I have more credits to my name. I've seen Erin Brockovic, Legally Blond (all of them, even the straight to dvd one), every Ace Attorney game, both Judgement games (Yakuza spin-off series about a lawyer), and Perry Mason. Not to mention Night Court.
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