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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 316 points 1 week ago

Fuk you, Western pig

That doesn't mean they're from China. They might just be from lemmy.ml . 😏

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 108 points 1 week ago

I always find it to be the ultimate irony that .ml is blocked in China.

Little spez puts in work parroting their state propaganda and they don’t like him either.

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago

You don't have to like or respect the lackey you hire to get a job done.

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[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago

Wait, are you saying they block the lemmy instance, or do they block the .ml TLD altogether?

I’m not sure how accurate this site is though.

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

haha, oh wow.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The anarchist instance is not blocked either LMAO

(If that site is accurate)

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[-] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 130 points 1 week ago

If you respect China, you're a piece of shit. Taiwan deserves independence, Hong Kong does too, so does Tibet, and so does East Turkestan.

This is helping me filter people. These are true beliefs I hold and if you give me the "MUH TIBET HAD SLAVERY" thing, good job you bought into propeganda.

I eat ass.

[-] logi@lemmy.world 122 points 1 week ago

If you respect China

China as a country, a people and a culture deserve respect. The current power structure doesn't.

[-] insanemantis@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

This, it's important never to misdirect hate on what countries inherently give back to the world

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[-] Miisha@piefed.blahaj.zone 85 points 1 week ago

Damn. I know this is a shitpost (and a funny one) but this is actually a neat strategy as a rough filter for bad people, like on dating sites or such.
I think I'll start using this. Thank you OP! <3

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago

Put the anti douchebag statement at the top:

"Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine. Systemic racism exists. Feminism benefit everyone. No war but class war."

Saves a lot of time.

[-] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 36 points 1 week ago

I saw one where they asked the other person to say Taiwan is an independent nation and to say (type) the words Winnie the Pooh, and they wouldn’t. That’ll do it.

[-] aksdb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

OTOH, if I was traveling to China every so often, I would likely be also cautious with writing such things. For a similar reason I likely shouldn’t enter the US any time soon.

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[-] regdog@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

I want to visit west Taiwan one day, or as some people call it: "China".

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago
[-] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I live in Taiwan right now and China-nese people are great. Its the CCP that is annoying.

Once every few weeks we would hear fighter jets scramble to meet these CCP pigs because they are constantly flying into it territory.

They have also invaded our politics with a faction in Taiwan openly wanting to sell out Taiwan for their own gains.

They are also brainwashing out kids too with TikTok.

Leave us alone. We just want to exist.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Americans living in America from .ml don't believe your lived experience.

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 week ago

I want to figure out which phrases will pop MAGAs like this.

So Biden won in 2020, righr?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

"I support human rights."

"I think the government should help people."

"I like science. It is useful."

"We should protect the environment."

"People should have health care and education."

Etc.

Then watch them foam at the mouth, Exorcist-style.

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[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

That's as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel, friend.

"what's your pronoun?"

"meat is murder"

"no one is illegal on stolen land"

... and other ad nauseam catch phrases that we all hear on a steady basis.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

“Release the Epstein files!”

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[-] Stern@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

TAIWAN NUMBER ONE

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why mention Taiwan when you can hit him with Tiananmen Square?

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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

I use this strategy on my dating profile as well to weed these people out 🤣

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