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(I’m a lesbian)

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[-] skulkbane@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Heck yeah! Congestions. May many more be in your future

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 2 points 17 minutes ago
[-] Nonprophet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago
[-] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

i love kissing women

[-] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 17 points 6 hours ago

I sometimes wish I were young again. The thrill of experiencing new things which are important at the time, but either becomes normal or less important over time.

Congrats on the kiss. I'm sure you'll get plenty more!

[-] Eryn6844@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 hours ago

you totally kissed and told... also how steamy was this kiss? we need details

[-] whalesnrainbows@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

It was so unbelievably steamy. She had pulled me onto the dance floor at the lesbian bar we were at, and she asked me to try to maintain eye contact with her without looking away until she broke the eye contact herself (I’m autistic and generally intimidated by beautiful women, so I guess she had noticed that I struggle to look her in the eyes for very long), and she held my gaze for what felt like forever before she pulled me in close to praise me for my eye contact and then she just fully started making out with me, so much so that she pulled me into a corner of the club to get out of everyone’s way 🫠

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago
[-] whalesnrainbows@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

This is beautiful, thank you so much 😂

[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 hours ago
[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

The taste of her cherry chapstick?

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

He just wanted to try it.

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 57 points 11 hours ago
[-] lagg_mine@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Hehe, now you got addicted too!

[-] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 hours ago

I'm my day we would have to take it an ad in the newspaper to announce this

[-] tautalas@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

Fucking finally

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I look forward to your update about mashing cloacas together

[-] Uri@infosec.pub 17 points 11 hours ago

Wait did you turned into a frog

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, the curse works the opposite way for princesses as it does for princes 😮‍💨

[-] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

First lady I kissed (which was also the last lady I kissed ) had questionable hygiene and was a smoker so it was an 'experience' Ill say that ...

congratz though 🤟🏿

[-] promitheas@programming.dev 57 points 15 hours ago

Youre a lesbian? I thought you were american...

[-] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago

it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that "lesbian" and "lebanese" were two different words with different meanings

[-] promitheas@programming.dev 5 points 4 hours ago

Hahaha, im actually referencing an old vine where a big sister tells her little brother shes a lesbian (either as a joke or serious idk) and he replies "youre a lesbian? I thought you were american"

[-] whalesnrainbows@lemmy.world 84 points 15 hours ago
[-] ShredderFeeder@shredderfood.net 10 points 11 hours ago

Perfect comeback. ;-)

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 108 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
[-] whalesnrainbows@lemmy.world 78 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, but I was the one wearing cherry chapstick

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 30 points 15 hours ago

Well I hope her boyfriend doesn't mind it.

Did it feel so wrong? Did it feel so right? Does this mean you're in love to-night?

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[-] sompreno@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

In a lesbian relationship who turns into the frog?

[-] orenj@leminal.space 5 points 10 hours ago

Good for you, buddy ❤️

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago
[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

In the back of a Volkswagon

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Real lesbians would have gone for a Subaru

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 10 points 9 hours ago

Beneath the milky twilight, maybe?

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Or down by the broken tree house?

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Probably on the lips. Could also be the feet.

[-] AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 59 points 17 hours ago

It's only logical to kiss other gals. This lesbian is cheering for you. 🥰

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was happy for you then found out you're a lesbian and now i'm really happy for you.

[-] shishka_b0b@lemmy.zip 30 points 16 hours ago
[-] Pratai@piefed.ca 6 points 12 hours ago

Congrats! I’m so happy this was special to you!

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

She wasn't a princess, I take it.

[-] whalesnrainbows@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago

goddess, actually! Kissing her turned me into a frog, but what are you going to do 🤷🏻

[-] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

When a frog swallows food, it pulls its eyes down into the roof of its mouth because they use their eyes to help push the food down its throat. So you got that going for you now! 🐸

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