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That should be new Java slogan

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[-] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago

Nothing like debugging a Java Spring Boot application where every dependency is injected at runtime and nothing makes sense anymore and each class has hundreds of annotations, each getting progressively more psychotic.

[-] Funwayguy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Not to mention the stack traces. Gotta scroll through 100 abstraction layers just to find where your own code even starts... And that's if your code was the issue.

Most days I actually like programming in Java, but these dynamic injection libraries are god awful to debug. I'm convinced that there is a growing number of vibe coders who have no idea how proper web services actually work.

[-] vext01@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago

And I bet all the types are like SpringAbstractDynamicInjectorInterfaceFactoryEnterpriseBean?

[-] zenharbinger@lm.tros.org 8 points 5 days ago

That's what we were saying 20+ years ago. and again all the way back to Java 1.0.

[-] vext01@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

Exactly. Nothing "new" here.

this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2026
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