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[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

Also, Crimestoppers just announced that the database of all tipsters and tips for the past 25 years has been leaked.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 13 points 11 hours ago

One thing I don't understand...

So if a bad actor gets access to one of the intermediate CA certificates they can run all sorts of MITM attacks, right? What are the chances that government agencies don't have a bunch of private keys from CA that are not obviously wrong? 0, right? So we should just assume that government agencies can do MITM whenever they want?

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

Yes, government agencies can do MITM whenever they want.

Also, take a look at the remote management functionality of your computer.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 35 points 11 hours ago

Cloudflare is the largest MITM hiding in plain sight.

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 minutes ago

And everyone gives them voluntarily their private keys.

[-] Supercrunchy@programming.dev 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

It's actually possible to prevent impersonation:

In theory all the generated keys are added to a public certificate transparancy log. Browsers should check that the key is there (but your http client library probably doesn't - and this is why these compromised keys are a problem).

Website owners should also check that there are no other certificates in there, and if they see an extra misissued certificate something went really wrong at a CA and that CA would probably lose all the credibility and trust.

Also when you request a certificate the CA doesn't get your private keys, so they can't reuse your cert.

Example: https://ctlogs.dev/search?q=Programming.dev

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 11 hours ago

Yes, but if it's not used for a website but VPN for example. If NSA got a private key from some compromised CA and did MITM on some VPN users, would anyone notice?

[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 hours ago

I wonder about one thing, if somebody can perform MITM on arbitrary domains, is there something like certificate pinning to stop impersonating the authorities used for things like this? I remember OCSP being something like that (if I'm not butchering the initialism), where the browser requests confirmation the certificate is currently valid, and the server can pre-fetch this confirmation to send to the client.

[-] chaospatterns@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Certificate transparency means that all certificates have to be publically logged.

[-] azdle@news.idlestate.org 91 points 21 hours ago

Your meme is already out of date.

GitLab just announced a CVSS 10.0 unauthenticated RCE: https://docs.gitlab.com/releases/patches/patch-release-gitlab-19-5-1-released/

[-] _hovi_@lemmy.world 31 points 20 hours ago
[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 26 minutes ago

I guess go back to pencil, paper, and cash in hand.

[-] GJdan@programming.dev 18 points 20 hours ago

That's too damn bad! You keep patching!

[-] dfyx@piefed.social 19 points 20 hours ago

AGAIN?! That’s the third one in two months.

[-] ark3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago
[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, but it's my Friday. It couldn't wait until Monday? Eugh.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 101 points 22 hours ago

Uhhhhhh. Did you hear the news out of Wales?

A gov contractor left a user account called test2 with the password of Password1 in a prod system.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 17 hours ago

I give him credit for the one. I never would have guessed that by brute force.

[-] Cyber@feddit.uk 8 points 19 hours ago
[-] truxnell@quokk.au 2 points 11 hours ago

Man I miss tintin, ima go look for more memes

[-] trashboat@piefed.social 27 points 20 hours ago

Including the AfD email leak, too?

[-] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 18 hours ago

Normal leak: This is does not spark joy.

AfD leak: This sparks joy.

[-] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 23 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, but that's a good thing.

[-] trashboat@piefed.social 6 points 17 hours ago

Oh for sure; just…. a lot of infosec news in general this week

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 19 points 21 hours ago

In Chinese 4 sounds like death, and I think that's beautiful.

[-] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 18 hours ago
[-] bort@sopuli.xyz 7 points 12 hours ago

japanese 4 is just chinese 4 with extra steps

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

You mean I have to do it myself? UGGHHHH.

[-] 0x0@infosec.pub 3 points 12 hours ago
[-] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 21 hours ago

Cap'n its wednesday

[-] Shalien@piefed.projetretro.io 11 points 22 hours ago

France biggest Isp break 3/4 of it's network

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

Yeah what the hell is happening here?

Ant info?

this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2026
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