I unironically listened to the show's parody for "Hold Up" for like a week straight on repeat. Titus is love. Titus is life.
This person has never encountered potatoes in their rotting form.
Green potatoes
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
When i was in college, we put a bag of potatoes in a drawer and forgot about them. When we eventually opened it, we had to open every door and window in the house to disperse the swarm of flies that emerged.
Challenge accepted
And they turn green and become poisonous if exposed to light! Another form to avoid
Projectile weaponry
I don't really have anything to add, I'm just here to support the good cause of spreading potato awareness.
I realized that my life had changed when I got excited that we were having potatoes with dinner.
Congratulations on your enlightenment
The things I'd do for good poutine.
Here's what big poutine doesnt want you to know. With a few simple ingredients you can make your own!
Potatoes and tomatoes are definitely some of the best things that came from the Americas. I can't imagine having to live without them.
And cacao... chocolate
Other places in the world thankfully have edible roots and tubers still, so lives centuries ago weren't completely wasted by virtue of having stuff like turnips and yams and so on, but there really is no substitute for the tomato.
Tomatoes are the best food ever.
ANY form?
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Literally if there’s tater based food I’ll turn into Titus for about 3 seconds and whimsically make them vanish
Gaseous form
Don't care, it could be potato plasma as far as I'm concerned, just add a good knob of butter and serve it up.
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