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[-] Slashme@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Apparently it can be used to hide drugs from sniffer dogs, and it has live yeast that makes it easier to brew alcohol in jail.

Still seems a bit draconian. Life is a little sadder without Marmite, and if you grew up with Vegemite, I'm sure the same is true.

[-] Uranium_Green@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Unironically, I fully support this prisoners cause, absolute bullshit that he isn't allowed some sodding Vegemite...

What a crock of shit...

[-] CTDummy@piefed.social 5 points 2 hours ago

The person he stabbed to death sure doesn’t get to enjoy it either. Who would have thought murdering people might limit you in terms of preferred spreads.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

This platform is weirdly pro criminal sometimes.

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