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[-] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

"Hey chat GPT, why don't my children talk to me anymore?"

[-] MaxLemminist@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 days ago

She probably needs it to identify ~~what's special about~~ her daughter.
These career ghouls outsource their children and spend little time with them.
She took a full 2 weeks maternity leave and was ‘working throughout’.
Surprised she didn't go for surrogacy

[-] blartcap_@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago

This dimwitted sociopath is back in the news huh.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

GPT, GPT, on the wall, who’s the specialiest of them all?

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

So I said 'Daughter? I hardly knowher!' Badumtish

[-] teagrrl@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Just sad you don't even know your own child's interests and characteristics.

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

That tracks

[-] Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago

Can't wait to see the long terms effects of being raised by statistical sycophancy. Bunch of sociologists are gonna love studying that.

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

The "tell us three things about yourself" first day of class activities is the first use case for AI that I might actually use

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

It was just some of the same banal shit the slop machine usually spits out.

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