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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 hours ago

He just read the chapter about == vs ===

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

This one is not entirely terrible.

[-] artifex@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 hours ago

I would have thought it was the excerpt explaining the differences between function foo() { … } and const foo = () => { … }

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 hour ago

It's things like this that remind me we built the entire modern Internet on a 2 week hackathon project

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago

Is this function casting or some shit?

[-] neidu4@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

To be fair, that was my reaction too that one time I had to work with it

[-] artifex@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 hours ago

I thought parents didn’t do corporal punishment anymore?

[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 2 points 45 minutes ago

Psychological torture isn't corporal

[-] fu@libranet.de 4 points 2 hours ago

@artifex @CodiUnicorn that's just what they want you to think

[-] luciole@beehaw.org 9 points 1 hour ago

Kids need stability and a proper type system.

[-] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

“Hello, CPS? We have a case of child endangerment over here. Please hurry”

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2026

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