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[–] cicadagen@ani.social 86 points 1 year ago

Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ⁠༼⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠༽⁠ᕗ

[–] moog@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago (6 children)

"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 131 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Details don't really matter for made up stories.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 8 months ago

That's the best part of being a mall Santa.

[–] DeepFriedDresden@kbin.social 99 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It's amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"not tonight. He broke both his arms so we're going to spend quality time. How about tomorrow night?"

[–] glorious_albus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now there's a reference I hadn't seen in a while

[–] Just_Not_Funny@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now there's a reference I wish had stayed on the shit hole site

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

It's not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would it be? It's your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What's in your mind that makes it weird?

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They don't have family or aren't close which I feel bad for them.

[–] moog@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually don't have any family and never have :/ it just me and my dad

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You have family your dad never take them for granted if it's a loving relationship.

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Writing on the wall in your siblings' house not wierd too...

[–] redhydride@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

That is one hell of a way to develop clown trauma

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

"My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him"

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Boogie’s brother Homie don’t play dat.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago

Not the asshole, your nephew your rules