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[-] isles@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago

If he wants my ram and compute, he can rent it from me.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago
[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

It's amazing that they were able to find someone to compete with Zuckerberg and Musk for the title of most insufferable tech CEO in 2026.

Even more amazing is that pace at which this guy is aging. I swear this guy has aged 15 years in the past three. Stress must be a bitch when your entire business model dies if investors stop to take a breath for the merest of moments.

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 18 points 2 days ago

And I say, it's quite terrible that we waste such a finite resource like oxygen on pieces of shit like him

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Becoming a CEO is harmful to the brain.

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Fuck that guy.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Funny cuz I think it's quite terrible that Sam Altman has a functioning trachea.

[-] santa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Ok. Cool. I’ll run my computer without ram, but you have to run your data center without water.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago
[-] Townlately@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago

Some people have punchable faces, but I would defend them because they are good people. Some other people have punchable faces period.

[-] santa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

It looks like he also has been permapunched.

this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2026
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