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[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 hours ago

The kid has pointed his gun at the ice-agents's head, and look, his finger is on the trigger.

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago

I'm ok with the poor trigger discipline in this case, it's an accident waiting to happen (fingers crossed)

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 10 points 11 hours ago

Just like a real ice agent. They both don't have any training.

[-] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 5 points 11 hours ago

"satire"

[-] degen@midwest.social 3 points 7 hours ago

I literally thought it said nottheonion and I didn't question it

[-] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 1 points 6 hours ago

Is this the onion jumping the shark?

this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2026

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