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I bet he still thinks about bill’s hog
His big beautiful Bill.
What'd I miss?
DJT stands at the podium and rambles about how sexy certain men are. With great detail regarding muscular assess.
Dementia broke down thebcloset door I guess.
Didn't say anything about Bill Clinton, but he sure likes men's asses.
lol wtf
https://youtu.be/hsYyEmhd6E0 time stamp 49 seconds DJT is talking about what a sexy body some Republican named John Houston has.
"I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body. Because I didn't know he was a great athlete. And I looked and I watched him up and down, I looked at his ass and I looked at the whole..."
Is this about trunp praising Jon Husted's ass or... is there some new, hopefully less depressing, context I've missed.
we're movin to an ass based economy
This is why its important to be able to speak about things other than what is on your mind. I thought about it a couple times today after seeing it, cause yeah shit is tighter than a clam shell. But I never spoke of it.
Do you remember when we were little kids running around playing and we were all physically fit because we were simply born that way? And none of us ever commented about each other's asses? I wish adults could keep that mindset.
I can’t tell if this is unreasonable until I’ve seen the man-ass
OH! The Manassery!
I just want a tight ass economy.
Your wish is going to be granted.
By a monkey paw.
Butt slaps are now the sole currency.
Spanking bench bottom: "I'm rich 🤑"
I'm glad I was still able to pay my rent, asses were tight this month
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2026
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