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[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

what are you talking about? i just booked a free government sex change operation and then aborted that appointment, inshallah

[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 hours ago

Onion had that one in the chamber, well done

[-] bertlewirth@lemy.lol 7 points 5 hours ago

Ikr. Is he even doing anything?? #VoteRed!

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this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2026

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