Lol. Of course it actually allocates your RAM. This is perfect.
Why doesn’t he just download more ram?
Because someone has to upload it first. Did you do YOUR part?
YOU CALLING ME A LEECHER?
He ain't calling you a seeder.
Oh god it actually works

It just made like, a huge byte array
I'm on my phone, so I only donated 2gb.
Too bad there's no running counter of how much we've donated to the cause.
Sam need more deditated wam
Last Christmas…
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this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2026
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