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Elon Musk says he would hire Jensen Huang
(www.businessinsider.com)
I dunno if Jensen wants to tank his rep that much.
He should make a legally binding offer to buy Nvidia and then try to weasel out of it.
Ain't no class solidarity like billionaire class solidarity.
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I don't think Jensen is qualified for a job in Elon's boy's club. He only had sex with adult women.
Why are you so sure?
He's incredibly wealthy, runs a company supposedly important to everything, and was honey potted by a spy...
One of the main things honey pota do, is rack up blackmail. The goal is not just to get caught with the affair.
Depending on how long this was happening, she would have kept accumulating blackmail, including trying to get him to rape kids.
It's wild for people to assume if they didn't hear about shit it never happened in 2026.
That's just speculation without any evidence. I wasn't assuming anything but I'll stick to the available facts.
On Lemmy, this is somehow controversial ^
Wouldn't even surprise me if someone insulted you or claimed you're covering for pedophiles for simply being reasonable.
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He could assign him to the Cybertruck division...
for what position? CSA? Chief of Sexual Assault? they have Musk for that
Yeah, cause Elon's definitely not trying to put himself in the spotlight by saying he'll do something he'll worm his way out of later.
Jenson should totally rest assured Elon will definitely commit to hiring him.
Ofc he would. He thinks Huang could hook him up with Chinese girls. Muskrat is that fucking stupid and pervy.
Chinese spies don't have issue with a surgically decimated penis. That's like Musk's ideal woman.
Yeah like when he was visiting Ghislane Maxwell for "kung fu lessons" in those emails found in the Epstein files. Maybe he thinks Huang knows Kung Fu
I mean we know their values are aligned.
Sorry, but musk flapping his stink flap isn't news.
“Then I’d at least have competition for the position of Most Embarrassing Executive at my companies.”
Pink Slime says he would hire Stupid Jacket
Elon is such a loser, he probably just wants Jensen's advice on how to pick up honeypot chicks.
The leaders of the Nerd Reich are all fucking idiots. All of them.
They've already had secrets stolen by fake lovers, it's what all the big shots do.
Well, yeah. Musk is pretty dumb.
Musk would fire him again soon anyway. Compared with Musk doing artificial insemination with tens of women at the same time, Huang's traditional way is too inefficient.
And don't even get me started on having to use a spy.... When Musk wants to engage in treason he skips the middleman, picks up the phone and calls Putin directly.
Of course he would. They could both have extramarital affairs with each other!
Wait, is Musk still on his 71st marriage? I can't keep track.
Anyway, he could give Huang tips on divorce! And starting again after divorce!
"Offer to buy her a horse. Uh, bitches love horses. Heh! And, uh ... mmm, uh, get some test tubes in bulk. !!! Lol. And, uh, make sure you subscribe to a, uh, mass mailout service for them! 100%! Heh heh! Just send those genes out at random to white bitches! Lol! Ha! Oh! And, uh, always remember to stretch your fingers beforehand. Cramp is no joke at our age. Starlink FTW! Vroom! Vroom! Self drive, brother! Lol! Uh ... lol! Wanna see my rocket?"
Of course he would that guy puts out
Oh Elon! Such a shocking thing to say! You are such an edgy guy. Sieg Heil!!
Can you overdose on ketamine? 🤞
Ask Matthew Perry
Dude really needs a friend
Fuck that guy
So Elon now wants to fuck Jensen. GET IN LINE ELMO.
Elon's excited that he's finally able to hire someone who has prior experience selling state secrets. All that DOGE info was burning a hole in his wallet!
Chips for LLM
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