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Remember, if the AI is doing things the wrong way, it's because you forgot the "make no mistakes" prompt, and not using the latest model!
Might have believed this in 2024 but in 2026 this is cope, sorry
The Micro$lop outage says otherwise...
They code alright. They just can't architect for shit yet.
Junior programmers on steroids
And turns senior engineers into useless ducks, and junior programmers into carpenters.
Just burn more tokens bro, trust me, it will fix your code, just give us more money and let us waste more water and energy bro, it will make all the difference, please, bro
Feels relevant to the Microsoft outage
At least they fixed "Update and Shut Down" recently...
Well, if we're being honest, they can code for shit.
But nothing further than shit.
Make NO mistakes. Do NOT hallucinate. Be efficient.
You think I'm going to spend my valuable time hand-writing middleware APIs for this monolithic corporation? Claude can do it fine, nobody will ever read it
That's just not true. They're pretty good for small, specialised tasks.
Yep, and you have to provide a specialized prompt with specific language. If you don't, it'll produce sloppy code, something that doesn't work, or worse a complex solution that cannot be adjusted.
Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix
Ok, Altman
"They're pretty good for small, specialised tasks.", aaaaand, 3 months later, full vibecoding, all while still being shit.
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