AMEN!
And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don't like it
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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Hells yeah! Also gotta downvote facts that contradict ya. That'll teach 'em.
And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.
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I want to know how all the people in that picture deal with parking. They must have huge parking structures.
Wait, there's a Christmas market here?
The world's first
That was in Betlehem. This does not look like Pennsylvania.
No they were at a German flea market. The American mind can't understand a continent of people with no means to move from spot to spot without walking.
Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.
I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.
"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"
They have cars in the Middle East?
Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.
Bullshit, ISIS have toyota hilux.
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JESUS DIDN'T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER
Jesus didn't say anything, he never existed.
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Dont tell me what to do cunt.
Fuck you, I'll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?
Yeh what the fuck is this shit? Op can go to hell. You can get fucked too cunt
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IT'S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY
Blessed are the cheesemakers?
What's so special about cheesemakers?
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
After viewing that, I think Jesus needs to heal my glaucoma or something...
I'm not a biblical scholar, like at all, but isn't that exactly the sort of thing he'd say/ do?
Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about
Like yeah I don't, but didn't he curse a fig tree for not having fruit, while it wasn't fig season?
Didn't he get himself executed for like being offended that people were doing business at the temple?
How is that not taking shit personally and arguing with strangers?
You don't think he'd be like coming in hot on a comment chain?
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Pft. Guy admits he’s not a biblical scholar then proceeds to have an opinion on the matter. Ridiculous
It's not a bad thing to ask for clarifying questions... How the flying fuck do you think people learn things from people who are scholars/teachers/experts!? Did you never ask a single question in school or your job(s)?? How the fuck do you learn without questions?
You being upset at this is pathetic.
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Extra-canonically he was certainly talking a lot about dank images:
Jesus said, "When you see your likeness, you are happy. But when you see your images that came into being before you and that neither die nor become visible, how much you will have to bear!"
- Gospel of Thomas saying 84
[...] Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, [...] an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."
- Gospel of Thomas saying 22
(This was more relating to Plato's concept of eikon and what was effectively a version of the simulation hypothesis in antiquity, but if we throw out the context it could potentially be talking about making memes.)
potentially?
It was definitely about memes. It's why the Gospel of Thomas is heresy.
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So the people followed his advice, got offended at his memes, and crucified him. /s
He's not the memelord! He's a very naughty boy!
This is not a meme, and OP is always posting lies about the Holy Ghost 👻 . Everyone knows Jebus was a good Sumerian.
Edit: Downvote me all you want. It just proves my point.
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I'm loving the argumentative comments here! Christmas spirit at its finest chefs kiss
Fuck you and have a very merry christmas with your loved ones, you asshole! And a happy new year, cunt!
the word of the lord, amen
Blasphemy!
Why the hell should I listen to that? This is just stupid.
Why should I give a damn what your religious figure says? This meme is stupid and you should feel bad. /s
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