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[-] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 93 points 2 years ago

I don't see the problem, why shouldn't your wine opener be a penis?

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago

I don't see why not. Our bottle opener is a penis. Fun for the whole family!

Penis shaped bottle opener from the Icelandic Phallological Museum

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago

Honey, I think our daughter might have a drinking problem. I keep finding the bottle opener in her room.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Honestly not the weirdest purpose kitsch has found for a penis shape

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 72 points 2 years ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 years ago

Holy fuck I love this, particularly with the whole biblically accurate angels meme taking off lately

[-] snowe@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

Hahahahaha that was amazing

This is my favorite Christmas present

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I should have stayed uninitiated.

[-] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago
[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 years ago

You're right. Cows DO Kinda look like maps!

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago

That’s a chicken

[-] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 13 points 2 years ago

Yes, actually, and it's a little uncomfortable to witness

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 years ago

More like BLESSING of knowledge!

[-] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2023
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