this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Moc@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

When you use friend group A terminology in friend group B

[–] qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think I saw this earlier on Lemmy, but without the red text spelling it out. I think I prefer that ever-so-slightly more subtle version.

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 15 points 11 months ago

I agree. The one without the text was funnier

[–] EvokerKing@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you actually screenshot something you found on Google images wtf

[–] Sebbe@lemmy.sebbem.se 13 points 11 months ago

If only there were some way to download the image file and upload it in its original form! I guess humanity hasn't come that far just yet.

[–] WheatleyInc@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you don't pet your children while walking them?

[–] DramaOppa@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

He's saying what if he wanted to pet pet children.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago

Petting a small Nazi is confusing

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I rate this meme a nein out of ten.

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

IDK, hailing a taxi is fine in the red area if the elbow is at least slightly bent, wrist rotated, and space between fingers. Extra points if waving.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

i think it would be better if REST was replaced by WANK

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tfw I stretch in my sleep and wake up with a waiter

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well, waking up next to a random waiter is better than waking up next to Hitler.

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

What about the angles beyond our head?

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

They found the secret. Scheiße!