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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 90 points 9 months ago

I’m sorry, we’re only suppose to be posting fake stories here.

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 9 months ago (1 children)

whoever wrote this post was definitely writemaxxing and postmogging

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Absolutely realmaxxing all the way

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 76 points 9 months ago

Never did I ever think I would see the words "jestermaxxed" and "charismamog" ever in my life. Much less in one sentence.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 63 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

I’m very much OOTL in this topic, are all or these terms real, or is anon intentionally going over the top, inventing fictional terms to parodize incels/PUAs?

E.g. I of course need no explanation on Rolexmog, but no idea about canthalmog or Gorilla Mind.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It's all "real", but I'm not sure anybody would ever say it. Canthal tilt is something about your eyes, Gorilla Mind is a supplement of some sort.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

lol who the fuck is Derek

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Probably the dude that told too many people he owned gorillamind

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Youtuber "MPMD", previously bodybuilding-focused.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 9 months ago

At this point in history ..... there's a high likelihood that it could be parody and humour ..... or an actual fantasy that a small group of people believe could be true.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Asking the important questions! What does "mog" even mean here?

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seconded! Someone explain me, please?

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

Guessing it’s something like dominating, bullying from the context. But honestly no idea either the whole post is insane

[–] lgstarn@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 9 months ago

when they renamed HBO again I canthalmax

[–] Landmammals@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

If these things are real, I don't want to know

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

>17.7 cm

Nice

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They should have gone with 17.5 since 17.7 rounds up.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Google says 17.7 inches is two of the funny number

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Ahhh missed that, it's .696850 so I didn't see that and Google rounded up.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago

and I'm even taking Gorilla Mind

Monke isn't capable to be so delusional.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Sometimes greentexts are good

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I have no idea what half of that means.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago 
> inb4 people not realising it's satire