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Image of Jar Jar Binks with text that says, "Would you rather look like Jar Jar Binks or talk like Jar Jar Binks? You are not allowed to kill yourself."

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[–] alternative_factor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look like JarJar because then someone would kill me.

[–] Linuxduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You found the loop hole though the same could be said for sounding like Jar Jar

Yeah but talking like jarjar would be slower I think. If you looked like jarjar and came around a streetcorner people would open up with gunfire. If you talked like jarjar you would have to spend time annoying someone to the breaking point, which could take weeks to months to even years. Jarjar death speedrun.

[–] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you say talk like Jar Jar, does that mean that I sound like him or that I say the phrases that he would?

[–] Linuxduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

My assumption is both! To make it extra awful

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, I don’t look or sound like Jar Jar but want to kill myself. What now?

[–] Linuxduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Please don't! I send you pixelated hugs

[–] RayeRei@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta get on that grindset. Can you sell jar jar looks or voice better?

I vote looks. Harder to be copyright infringining when you just naturally look like that.

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[–] Linuxduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I'd watch lol