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submitted 2 years ago by lack@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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German kids are kinder

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 years ago

I have German children planted in my yard.

It's my kinder garden.

[-] Aurelius@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Das ist richtig

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 7 points 2 years ago

[-] isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Works better when read and not said, but still funny lol.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.

[-] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Not only German kids, actually. All kids, in the eyes of a German.

[-] Maco1969@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Alles klar.

[-] erre@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

👏

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

As are Dutch kids.

[-] tedvdb@feddit.nl 13 points 2 years ago

No they aren't. There are kinderen.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Only in the plural.

[-] tedvdb@feddit.nl 6 points 2 years ago

In singular(?) it's "kind". So that doesn't work out. 1 kind, 2 kinderen.

this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024

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