Pizza and whoever offers the biggest check for saving them?
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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The checks will bounce. Cash upfront is the only way.
Might be wise, but ppl worth millions still might only have a couple hundred on them. Might push for a venmo payment but I'll pushing for something actually worth my time lol
the middle one actually has some money.. just sayin
6 and 7. Those two are doing more damage to the GOP than any of the tankies on this site could ever hope to do
Which one of them has a lethal food allergy? I want to celebrate my pizza/taco with them.
Wait, is 3 an 8 our reward?
#3 because I love Mexican food and #1 because McCarthy loves to bottom. #8 is a close third.
I bet they ordered terrible pizza and tacos, light sauce with extra American cheese and carne asada sub unseasoned beef, extra lettuce. So I’ll save the doorknobs.
3 and 7 (or 9 depending on preference). Food and a blowjob sounds like a decent night.
As a programmer I read this as ((3 and 7) or 9), so I guess you're only getting the blowjob.
I know this is all fun and games and to be taken in jest, so I understand the stick in the mud reply. However, I think people deserve to live. Choosing to save objects over people shows we (the collective we, not specifically the ones replying) are no better than conservatives who prioritize objects and money over lives. I'd like to think I'd help whomever is nearest/most injured/in most need of help etc. in the situation, just like if it was any other arbitrary group of people. My standards shouldn't change just because they wouldn't do the same for me, my conscience would still feel guilty even if theirs wouldn't.
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2 and 3
Sigh.
The youngest ones are still humans, even though I’d be happier with just saving the pizza.
6 + 7 and hate fuck them both