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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Too bad that traitor rag ruins a beautiful red dress

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

also ruins a young girl full of potential

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Potential is what she calls her brother.

[–] OneStepAhead@lemmynsfw.com 35 points 10 months ago

If her family could read, they’d be offended.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

tamagotchis lasted longer than the confederacy

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

This my new favorite comparison

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 24 points 10 months ago

When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This girl was born innocent... And thanks to the shitty roll of dice her patents were moron rednecks that filled her brain with garbage.

[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Her parents were also born innocent...

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

True. It's a vicious cycle of hate, that's hard to break if you live in a backwards part of the country surrounded by morons.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

This dress is also available in a color we call "Appomattox Court House".

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

"I'll wear the flag of the losing side, that'll make me seem [????]."

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

When your football coach just retired

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

What are the chances the marriage lasts longer than the Confederacy?

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Seems like conefederates has no ass after the beating they had.

[–] IamRoot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Bo and Luke been hitting that.

[–] sour@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

is habsburg

[–] Secret300@sh.itjust.works -3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Alright but like, the dress actually does look nice

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

So did the slaver's daughters' dresses.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

No it doesn't. It looks like someone that needs so much damn attention they can't just get married, they need to own the libs while getting married. It's sad and looks horrible because of the pattern. Nothing makes it look good.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

No, it doesn't. It's a crinkled, rumpled, shapeless mess. It looks like it was home made, by someone with no business making a dress.

It looks terrible.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world -5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I didn't know comments could have BO