I'll give it a try if she's up for it. I can't see either of us getting much pleasure from e.g. knee fucking however so I think we'll probably end up sticking to the usual 30% or so.
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the usual 30% or so.
Nice humblebrag.
Yeah?
What's the maximum percentage of a woman you would make love to? Like what's your threshold?
do you have amputees chained up in your basement or something
Would you fuck an entire amputee?
They deserve love and would never lay a hand on you or walk out on you.
I'd give it a college try but if we're talking basically a chicken nugget of a human I don't think I'd have the heart to do it
you... don't?
Not amputees yet, that's what he's asking about.
give me a list of whats included in the 100% and is it possible to go beyond 100?
Everything is in the 100% (and I mean everything).
what about stuff like the air someone blows, does that count on the 100%?
Yeah sure
how can one fuck air?
the image doesnt load :D
Oh damn. I uploaded it on the desktop browser.
Well it's a gif of a guy thrusting into the air
My dick's too big to fit in the pores so I couldn't fuck all of her.
What the fuck
yes!
What the hell am I supposed to do with an entire woman?
Fuck her!
I think we're getting exactly the amount of intelligence here that is to be expected of a Sentient Loom.
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