Squeeze your glutes every few minutes while you're on the can. That should prevent the numbness.
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And don't forget to wash your hands after squeezing those glutes with your messy mitts....
No can do, I'm not there to work out!
You know you're in trouble when the seat sticks to your butt a little, then makes a loud noise when it falls.
Where did you get these pictures of me????
I see... my future.
In about six more minutes.
This is some fourth wall breaking shit