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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Let's trade Florida for a second California.

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[–] Dieterlan@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It'll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue

[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

Everybody do the Macarena

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Omg there's this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the "Euro Crab" and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Carcinisation really going wild on this one

[–] Uschaan@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Where would we even put all of those? Canada?

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta

Source: Albertan

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

How about Albeighta as a compromise

[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 8 points 10 months ago

Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

The gulf says mexicno

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 10 months ago

Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Enough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

slaps Califournia

"Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy."

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Defense Department: "Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

i could drive so many trucks

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Bath salts are old hat. We're stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 23 points 10 months ago

California merely annoys me. Florida terrifies me.

[–] Desistance@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One Florida is enough, thanks.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

s/enough/too many/

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 10 months ago

We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You can milk anything with nipples

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SparrowRanjitScaur@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everywhere I go I see his face

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

I love you too Zoidberg

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is better, thank you

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

Your terms are acceptable

[–] Namstel@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 5 points 10 months ago

Udderly disgusting