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[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!

[–] SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

DON’T DEAD

OPEN INSIDE

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

NO SAFETY

SMOKING FIRST

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When light life them on gives fire you lemons

[–] mattd@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

You silly lemons

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

FIRE YOU LEMONS

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

But only when light life them on gives.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Do lemons burn? I can't help but think they would require a lot of encouragement.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm Gonna Have My Lab Boys Invent A Combustible Lemon That Burns Your House Down.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago

The memes I appreciate most are ones that are a reply to a comment and not a post in and of themselves.

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 1 points 8 months ago

Citrus peel ejects flammable liquids when squeezed. Orange are the best, it looks like small droplets that goes pop and fizz.

[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

"Jobu, you no help me now... I say 'fuck you Jobu,' I do it myself."

[–] essellburns@beehaw.org 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As I read this I'm picturing a massive pirate ship with the captain yelling "Fire you lemons!" at the crew.

And then maybe the cannons fire lemons.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thats a window into my dreams

[–] essellburns@beehaw.org 1 points 8 months ago

In the dream, is the ship also a lemon?

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"A lemon isn't naturally ocurring and is a hybrid by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron! Which means: Life never gave us lemons, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!"

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

I could swear Ive heard this on a standup show or a tweet or somewhere, just can't remember where