Well there's going out in a bang and there's this manatee.
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"...it was determined that Hugh died from a 14.5 centimeter rip in his colon and other traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with another, larger, male manatee at the facility, Buffett."
Damn. Big Brother Buffett asserted maximum dominance :(
Godspeed you absolute legend o7
death by sun snu
Rollercoaster of a headline.
o7
Jesus christ, this is like a manatee dying of prison rape. Maybe introduce them to some ladies? And this might not happen?
You want the female manatees to get raped to death instead?
Or for them to have healthy relationships.
Womanatees
Goosh goosh.
If you gotta go out, go out in an incestravaganza*
Do manatees suffer depression from being in captivity?