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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Well there's going out in a bang and there's this manatee.

[–] sadbehr 11 points 1 year ago

"...it was determined that Hugh died from a 14.5 centimeter rip in his colon and other traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with another, larger, male manatee at the facility, Buffett."

Damn. Big Brother Buffett asserted maximum dominance :(

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Godspeed you absolute legend o7

Florida Man(atee) strikes again!

[–] avater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

death by sun snu

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

Rollercoaster of a headline.

[–] ipha@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Drusas@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jesus christ, this is like a manatee dying of prison rape. Maybe introduce them to some ladies? And this might not happen?

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You want the female manatees to get raped to death instead?

[–] Drusas@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

Or for them to have healthy relationships.

[–] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago
[–] jerome@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Goosh goosh.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

If you gotta go out, go out in an incestravaganza*

[–] TheDeadGuy@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Do manatees suffer depression from being in captivity?