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[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 123 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I love how she uses "little bird" as example for how great her nicknames are

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is ("what's the word, little bird?")

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does she respond "how now brown cow?"

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I'm thinking more like: "I want a divorce, charley horse."

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass."

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oooh she'll like that one!

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna eat you out, my little trout.

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[–] hansl@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.

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[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

That was the nickname they used for Tevye’s daughter Chavala in Fiddler on the Roof.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tony Pizza? I haven't watched that movie in a while, but I feel like I'd remember Tony Pizza being serenaded by the tailor to "Wonder of Wonders."

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

If I ever refer to anyone as little bird it'll include miniguns.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Helicopters_MH-6_Little_Bird

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 122 points 9 months ago

"Please help, the wedding is in three hours."

[–] MinorLaceration@lemmy.world 71 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Do people really put that much thought into pet names? I've always thought it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

it should be something that comes about organically, not something forced.

Ok, but my pet name for you is now Hemorrhoids Henry

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

See, organic would have been calling MinorLaceration The Black Knight. "'Tis but a scratch."

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago (4 children)

My pet name for my wife is sarcastic. Same back.

We tried the normal ones; no good.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

You really call her "sarcastic" to her face?

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[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well my significant other is not creative at all, and started calling me poop-y, which i dislike (there are so many words, why pick a term for excrement), In that case, I had to speak my mind and explain that I did not like that pet name. Sometimes, nature needs a little help

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[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I would love if my spouse had a weird-ass nickname for me like that.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago (3 children)

My wife has thousands of cute nicknames for our dogs. She calls me by my first name.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I bet you're in her phone with your last name, too.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

This comment could start a war, jeez

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I'm "Asshole" in my wife's phone. I discovered this years after she had it that when she used Google assistant to call my phone when I was looking for it. "OK Google, call my husband " "OK, calling Asshole"

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 9 months ago

Aww, Pencil Dumpling... You're not missing out on much!

[–] porkchop@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I love you, sour meat 💖

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 45 points 9 months ago

Classic.

This is one of my favorite internet stories.

[–] flashfelix@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

Call me Anthony Pizza!

[–] xor@infosec.pub 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

damn, the shittiest frozen pizza...

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Sometimes it's exactly what you want, though.

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[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

What a delightful microcosm of the human experience. Tony Pizza.

[–] beirdobaggins@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll just leave this graffiti here.

fartdog ❤️s munki

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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

The Crevice

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Some women just don't know how to appreciate a keeper :/

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