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Be careful. Oxygen is important
(lemmy.world)
Don't let your memes stay dreams.
This is Lemmy.
No one’s seen a naked lady in person before, let alone touch them.
I just had the sex last night. Some of us are reasonably normal people. Reasonably...
Greatest fiction author of our generation.
It's so good to know normal, reasonable people exist on Lemmy, like CaccaDoodie here. Here is some wisdom from a random quote of theirs.
"Don’t fuck for free. When you do, you get nothin’. Not a damn dime for your time."
Lol, I did say "reasonably". You went pretty far back to find that. It's a Too Short lyric which was kind of relevant to the post I commented on.
Edit: for your listening pleasure haha
I love old hip hop and I've never heard this song before. I'm so glad I picked that to quote from you.
I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was very popular, and very controversial when I was younger. It's a catchy tune. I was walking around humming the chorus for two days after linking it for you.
So can you give some advice on how you lured your woman into your basement?
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
The neglected children of Lemmy.
I can't really think of a better way to go.
Really? Because I can. Use your imagination.
No thanks! I'll stick with smothered by vajayjay.
What about 2 chicks at the same time?
I don't need to disappoint twice as many people.
Autoerotic asphyxiation?
Homoerotic asphyxiation 👀
That's just a dude rubbing his asshole in your face.
I need a very specific and easily repeatable list of things to do that cause this to happen so I can avoid them extra hard.
Don't forget. While mustache rides may be free, they can come at a cost.
Fun fact, a woman can suffocate a man using only her breasts and easily make it look like an accident. The perfect crime!
I already see the respective webcomic in front of me, where the suspect keeps pretending that this is exactly how it happened, even though they don't really have much to show for. Police sits there, shakes their head and doesn't even start writing down the confession out of disbelief.
I clicked the click hoping it was this video, thank you
“You didn’t just hover!?”
Nice.
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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