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Your username has suddenly become your only means of staying alive. How bad is it? (lemm.ee)

submitted 9 months ago by shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

[–] Toes@ani.social 6 points 9 months ago

I'll be fine

[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

[–] Uranium3006@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Every 3 letter agency would be after me shortly

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[–] Skua@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

[–] WookieMonster@midwest.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

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[–] vodkasolution@feddit.it 6 points 9 months ago

Oh well, I'll die happy

[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

I'll be just fine.

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

You got a quarter?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I’ll figure something out

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[–] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

[–] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on

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[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal

[–] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

I'm in luck! 😁

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago

As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.

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[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago

I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Well, fuck

[–] hyperactive@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Brb, loading up on carbs.

[–] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.

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[–] deur@feddit.nl 6 points 9 months ago

I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.

[–] Zonks@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 9 months ago

I certainly wont be starving to death!

[–] yum_burnt_toast@reddthat.com 6 points 9 months ago

could be worse

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

[–] linkshulkdoingit69 5 points 9 months ago

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not a lot changes

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[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.

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[–] HotboxedSubmersible@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Ooo fishies

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 5 points 9 months ago

I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?

("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")

[–] NotAtWork@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 5 points 9 months ago

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I'm going to pick my nose!

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

[–] Granite@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

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