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Hacked (lemmy.world)

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[-] PotentialProblem@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

He wants respectable looking women and young girls kissing? I guess everyone has their niche.

[-] Pratai@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 years ago

Where’s the funny part?

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 51 points 2 years ago

The person posting is an evangelical priest who tells everyone else they are sinful in the eyes of their god and lectures everyone on morality.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

I thought the post was funny even without knowing this

[-] testeronious@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

inside my pants

[-] Pratai@lemmy.cafe 24 points 2 years ago

I didn’t ask where’s the sad part…. 😂

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

They were trying to search for porn instead of creating a tweet.

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wow he's into women lol what a fucked up kink. Now everyone on the internet knows this guy likes cooch. Life ruined. Everyone point and laugh.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

He is into 'girls' kissing 'women' which isn't "being into women lol".

[+] MeanEYE@lemmy.world -6 points 2 years ago

"Hacked" is a new and trendy way of saying "Am too dumb to use different passwords on different services or to enable two factor authentication. Also I will give my password to whoever asks for it."

[-] leon_sm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Most hacker attacks are phishing attacks. The term "Hacking" isn't just used for breaching a systems firewall and decrypting the passwords in the command line, while wearing a black hoodie and a guy-fawkes-mask.

[-] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I know social engineering is the most frequent form of hacking but you missed the point here sadly. I was ridiculing the deflection of guilt... "My twitter got hacked", not "my stupid ass" or "account".

[-] leon_sm@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I get your point, I just don't think, not stating how it happened or degrading yourself by saying "my stupid ass got hacked" has to be with the intent of deflection of guilt. Being careless doesn't make you guilty, the person exploiting your carelessness is.

[-] Guest_User@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago

Tell me you don't work on or around security without telling me. The gist is correct though

[-] leon_sm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm a CS student

[-] Guest_User@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"most hacker attacks are phishing attacks", while phishing is prevelant, password guessing and spraying campaigns are far more common. I can show you the logs where we get thousands of login attempts daily, we don't receive anywhere near that volume of phishing attempts. Obviously hacking isn't just "breaching a systems firewall". What does that even mean? Reverse shells are incredibly common to bypass inbound firewall rules. "decrypting passwords", I assume you mean cracking the hash. Passwords are not stored encrypted.

[-] leon_sm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I was using movie type of language to illustrate the ridiculousness of the image of hackers media has fed us. Kind of funny tho, how you try to break down my gibberish, to show off your expertise and thereby missed my entire point, which was that the type of hacking image media presents doesn't reflect reality most of the time and if you think the person writing that tweet is deflecting guilt you probably got the wrong idea of what being hacked means.

[-] Guest_User@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ignore me, I was having a bad day. Good luck on your IT/security adventure and I wish you the best. Sorry for being a dick.

[-] leon_sm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks, no worries, I was taking it lightheartedly anyway. Props for apologizing tho.

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024

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