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Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Do porn games on an old android count?

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

I don't know... Majonging?

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Illegal gambling

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Necromancy

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.