this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2024
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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

There's a missing opportunity to have a key hook under the middle

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You’ve hardly touched your jegetables

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If you dont finish your jegetables you won't get any jessert.

[–] 9iNez@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 9 months ago
[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 9 months ago

The only reason I am upvoting this is bc if I had to see it, others should have to share my pain as well! :-P

(/s in case it is not obvious - though I did upvote it!:-D)

[–] BaseModelHuman@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's enough jinternet for now...

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 3 points 9 months ago

Jeanternet* Common spelling mistake

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 months ago

Hey baby guests are here, get out the fine jina

Canadian Porcelain, a rare finery.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Do we set out the fancy jorks, jives, and jpoons on the jablecloth now, or later?

[–] FardyCakes@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 5 points 9 months ago

Besto Jeanist has broken containment and escaped the prison known as Boku no Hero Academia. Be afraid, je jery jfraid

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

🫡🇨🇦🫡

[–] walter_wiggles 4 points 9 months ago
[–] TruthAintEasy@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

The go nice with my denim couch and Levi drapes, but only for fancy's sunday's dinner's like toaster strudles.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That reminds me: have you guys heard about Jinjer? They're absolutely amazing!

[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Jinjer?

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[–] 9iNez@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago

Jamn, I saw this too.