This isn’t nearly subtle enough to be funny. Just call a doner a gyro and call a gyro a doner.
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2024
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When with Turks don't forget to refer to baklava as your favorite greek desert.
Or call their coffee Greek Coffee and vice versa.
Just don't order it that way unless you like stranger's spit in it.
If you want to double that emotional damage for Greece, you could call them the Turkish Republic of South Macedonia
Damn
And once they are staring daggers at you, be sure to follow up with calling them 'typical over-emotional southerners without self control'.
Perfect way to make new friends /s
Just call them all Persians
As a Greek, Fuck you.
Greater Kurdistan
Greece will forever be South North Macedonia to me
I do similar here. I call Puerto Ricans, Cuban; Cubans, Mexican; and Mexicans, Puerto Rican.
They fucking hate it. I also live an hour away from Miami, so I get to do it all the time :D
It's mostly friends that I fuck with that way, but I do it to strangers from time to time too.
Strangers will just think you're a estúpido gringo that doesn't know geography lol
Oh I assure you, most of them are so racist towards one another that it usually pisses them off. But I don't mind pissing off racists.
Just say that baklava was invented by their neighbours.
"Mainland Taiwan" will earn you an instafrown from Winnie the Pooh.
Why would you antagonize anyone who lives where there's such delicious food? That's how you don't get invited to the cookout.
Could probably do similar with Pakistan and India
Make enemies fast...
As a Turk, Fuck you.
Oh and BTW it’s Constantinople.