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[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 62 points 2 years ago

This doesn't read as flirting to me.

You're being too subtle, try to be more obvious about your interest.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 47 points 2 years ago

"Sorry, that was meant for my mum"

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'll try it and report back

edit: doesn't seem to work

[-] sverit@feddit.de 26 points 2 years ago

Ausam bobs! Show bobs and vegana!

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

free uggs and ipad

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Too much focus on boobies, you need to also mention vagina

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 2 years ago

But you gotta say it like "I bet ๐Ÿ’ต U got da biggest vagene eva! Fit more bros than a ๐ŸŸ๏ธ!"

Girls love being told they have a gigantic vagina that multiple guys use at once!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Bigger vagene, noted!

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 years ago

I see the problem.

You didn't mention her huge mammaries enough.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

real blubber udders

[-] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Isn't that the other person replying to you?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Don't think about it, it's not fake

[-] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

I wasn't suggesting it was fake at all!

It's written black on white like the Bible, how can it be fake?

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Helo baby jirl. Plz send bobs and vagene

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Are you really the police?

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

More police cars and maybe some titty emoticons if you could find something big and round.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Turn your phone off before taking ambien

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Start taking ambien, noted!

[-] Lath@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

You should flirt with her mom instead. The jealousy will throw her into your embrace. I saw it in a.. documentary.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"GORDON, LOOKOUT. HOTTED BOONS UP AHEAD. TITS, BIG ONES."

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