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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 168 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] Thrashy@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I told my wife that from a genetic standpoint starfish are disembodied heads crawling across the seafloor on their mouth, and she was so squicked out that she left the room... Which was, in fairness, my intent, so, uh... mission accomplished?

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I enjoyed that SpongeBob episode

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did you ever read The Bikini Bottom Horror comic strip?

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

yeah that's what I was referencing 💯

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[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Not gonna lie, that turned me on a little

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago
[–] pixelscience@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

zzzzziiiiippppp

[–] HUMAN_TRASH@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] clb92@feddit.dk 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't leave us hanging... what are they called in France??

[–] Lampadaire_raclette@jlai.lu 14 points 10 months ago (7 children)

They're called "étoiles de mer" in French

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 8 points 10 months ago

"toilets of the sea"

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Stars from/of the sea

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[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

this would work on me

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Seems a bit weird that every culture would call them some variant of "stars" since they don't look like actual stars. Actual stars are just dots.

[–] Pipoca@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

They particularly look like diffraction spikes/starbursts.

Astigmatism, cataracts, glaucoma or smudged glasses can cause you to see starbursts when you look at bright lights at night.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 129 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He must have been dating someone else who has an even greater knowledge of coelacanths.

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

True. When it comes to knowledge about coelacanths, never settle.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 71 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jokes aside, maybe OOP didn't cite their sources correctly. There is no bigger turnoff, especially on your first date. My mom used to say know your facts and have your sources handy. Best dating advice and honestly the only one that really matters

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 10 points 10 months ago

Also: always carry a Laptop with you, so you can always hold them a power point presentation.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 53 points 10 months ago

100% this is it.

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Talk living fossils to me and I'll do anything you want baby.

You tell me about cryptids and you can just take me right there on the table.

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

"Hey am I boring you, you've hardly said anything and your eyes are glazed?"

"Nnggh no baby... I-I'm... really close. P-please... d-don't stop"

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Looking at the post at face value, and joke aside, it sounds that it was a one way conversation for 30+ minutes, non-stop.

Esoteric knowledge can be interesting. A sure-sell selling point about you to a stranger on a first meeting it ain't.

"Hi, how are you? ...Good? Great. Let me go on for 30min. on a topic you may care or not about and do so uninterrupted, and if you don't like it, I will make a quippy post online about it, okay? Like, for sure people will take my side. Win/win."

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tbh if someone talked off the bat about their passion itd make me a lot more likely to want to date them. I want people to talk about what interests them and with most people it feels like pulling teeth trying to get them to do that.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

SO, there are seven Chaos Emeralds and they are able to generate tremendous amounts of energy, effectively making them a source of unlimited power. The Emeralds become even stronger when in proximity to one another, and having all seven in one place can create miraculous effects. In particular, gathering all the Chaos Emeralds allows the bearer to temporarily gain incredible abilities, an effect most often used by Sonic himself when he transforms into Super Sonic. Shadow is also notable in his power to use the Chaos Emeralds, manipulating time and space via Chaos Control.

Despite their name, the Chaos Emeralds each have a different vibrant color. There is no known difference in power between the different colored Emeralds. The Chaos Emeralds are blue, green, red, purple, yellow, turquoise, and white. A Chaos Emerald that has been drained of power (a state which is always temporary) appears grey. This happens most prominently in Sonic Unleashed, where Eggman diabolically sucks the Emeralds straight out of a trapped Super Sonic, using them to power his Chaos Energy Cannon – which leaves them dry.

In Sonic Adventure 2, Tails is able to create an artificial Chaos Emerald, intended to fool his foes, that has a more subdued hue than the genuine article. While it is less powerful than the real thing, the false Emerald still functions as an energy source. Sonic is even able to use the artificial Emerald to power Chaos Control, despite it being established that such a feat should not be possible. No explanation is given for how Sonic is able to accomplish this maneuver when equally-powerful characters like Shadow cannot, beyond an indifferent shrug of "he just tried really hard; and he's the protagonist."

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik is constantly searching for the Chaos Emeralds, intent on using them to power his doomsday weapons such as the Egg Carrier. With an unlimited source of energy, his oversized contraptions could easily allow him to conquer the world. In the original Sonic The Hedgehog game, defeating Eggman without collecting all the Chaos Emeralds would result in a bad ending - Eggman would taunt the player with the uncollected Emeralds, suggesting he is able to continue with his diabolical plans despite Sonic's meddling.

It isn't just Sonic who can make use of the Emeralds to transform into alternate forms. Knuckles, Tails, and Amy Rose are similarly able to go 'Super' when all seven are assembled, though they don't replicate his Super-Saiyan-style transformation, instead merely sparkling with magical energy. Shadow and Silver, two fellow hedgehogs, share this ability, too, and have employed it on numerous occasions to seal away such foes as Black Doom and Solaris.

Additionally, Super Sonic is far from the only form the Emeralds can spawn. When Eggman saps their energy in Sonic Unleashed, their polarity is reversed, and they amplify the negative influence of the newly-awakened Dark Gaia. The combination of these two dark energy sources pulsing so nearby to him causes Sonic to mutate into the Werehog, a lycanthropic beast that emerges only when the moon is out. It takes the restoration of the Emeralds, and Dark Gaia reclaiming the last of his wayward energy pieces, for the hedgehog to be cured.

Sonic Superstars shows off a whole new host of powers granted by the Emeralds. One of these is Avatar, that generates a swarm of clones identical to the user, while another is Vine, enabling one to cause towering plants to erupt from the earth. Swimming through the water like a fish, darting across the skies as a fireball, seeing invisible objects; the Emeralds offer a veritable laundry list of perks.

The Chaos Emeralds are bound to the Master Emerald, an enormous gem enshrined on Angel Island. With the correct prayers and rituals, the Master Emerald can further increase the power of the Chaos Emeralds, granting the user almost godlike power. The Master Emerald can also be used to temporarily remove the Chaos Emeralds' energies, rendering them inert.

The Master Emerald was first encountered by Sonic in Sonic The Hedgehog 3, when Sonic and Tails pursued Eggman to Angel Island. The devious doctor convinced the island's guardian, Knuckles the Echidna, that Sonic and Tails had come to claim the power of the Master Emerald for themselves, tricking Knuckles into delaying Sonic while Eggman set about his latest scheme.

Knuckles is the last of his clan - the rest of whom were wiped out by Chief Pachacamac's warmongering intentions, described below - sworn to protect the Master Emerald and prevent its powers from being used for evil. Upon learning of Eggman's deception, he joins Sonic in defeating the doctor. Knuckles has been an on-and-off ally to Sonic ever since, but he always makes it clear that his duty to the Master Emerald comes before everything else.

Oh, there's a character limit. Anyway, when can I see you again? Wanna bang or whatever?

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

I don't think this post is meant as quippy, but rather self-deprecating. She only realized afterwards that she talked a little too much...

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, I love it when people start geeking out. It’s fun, and usually i learn something new.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same as long as this isn't the only thing they do. I work with a guy that loves to talk about his passions and it's awesome for like thirty minutes. Then it's alright for another 15-20. After that it starts to drag and I begin to feel the weight of my mounting unfinished tasks.

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[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

He's just studying for the test.

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No lectures before the third date, everyone knows that. Huge red flag.

Did anyone else not know it's pronounced see-la-kanth? I've been saying it wrong in my head all these years omg.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm revoking your koalafications

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago

Surely a man is entitled to his koalafanfiction.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

You were pronouncing it cloaca-canth weren't you?

[–] DuckBilledMongoose@lemmings.world 20 points 10 months ago

The nights I stayed up trying to catch as many of those fuckers as I could in animal crossing

[–] StevenSaus@midwest.social 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Neurodivergent person shares one special interest, neurotypical tells you everything you need to know about them.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Man getting lengthy lectures from a woman, and here I am talking to myself. What is wrong with some people? Not me; I know what’s wrong with me.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Thanks to Pokémon I immediately knew what kind of fish the post was about…

[–] Wintex@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

my sapphire brain instantly got braille ptsd

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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if this is what it's like dating Lindsay Nikole.

For the record, she's one of my favorite YouTubers.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

She's the bees knees.

[–] smb@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

maybe he was vegetarian and would have wanted to hear more about sea"cucumber" instead of fishy things.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants, not because I love animals!

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm down. After that I'm paying for the meal. We're definitely exchanging digits.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I'm not nerdy about fish. But I am nerdy about people who are nerdy.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Maybe I should contact her and ask her to talk at me about colecanths so I can give her feedback.

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