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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 96 points 2 years ago

Front end is hard. Slapping together some form elements, xhr requests, and DOM updates is easy. Building a usable, consistent UI, that makes proper user of the backend isn't. On top of that, every jackass thinks they get it because they're a user, so you get unsolicited suggestions from everywhere.

Source: front end devs sobbing in the cubicle next to me.

[-] SaintWacko@midwest.social 36 points 2 years ago

Here, I'm going to scare all the front end devs "Make it pixel-perfect to the designs"

[-] aeharding@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Meh. I’d rather make pixel perfect to designs than not have designs…

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Don't forget the long nights of overtime, redesigning that one button component for the sixth time.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Because some doofus upper level manager needs to make the project his own and the button doesn't "pop" enough.

[-] Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago

Backend-engineer doing frontend: same

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago

You could just call this "Programmer programming" and save some screen real estate.

Something something DRY practices

[-] invertedspear@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

The problem is you have comp sci majors who learned .Net or Java handed react, so they do their damndest to turn react into .Net or Java.

I have seen many travesties committed in react and angular from people trying to turn them into what they know instead of letting them be good at what they are.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

I have seen many travesties committed in react

That's a complete statement on its own.

[-] lightnegative@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Front end programmer doing full stack:

Apes together strong!

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Oh my colleagues love hearing about using Node.js for the backend...

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

I’ve done it. I kinda miss Ruby actually.

[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Clearly stockholm

[-] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

'Make it pop' - lol

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

"Throw a bunch of stupid animations in there so it looks like a powerpoint presentation made by a 13 year old"

[-] LinearArray@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago
[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Let's just create a variation of this that has the same image for everything

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