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U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities (www.theonion.com)
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[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So no more sex?

[–] Postreader2814@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No more wet sex.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Ben Shapiro, it's your time to shine!

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Ouch

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I'm going in dry, bite that pillow!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 6 months ago

Spies will now be forced to conduct "dryworks" instead of "wetworks."