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DNA My Dog received human genetic sample and identified it as a malamute, shar-pei and labrador, according to news station

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[–] snooggums@midwest.social 50 points 8 months ago

"Your honor, I didn't say she was a dog. I said she was a bitch!"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I take the test and they find out I'm a chihuahua, can I just ride around in some lady's bag all day? Because I'd be okay with that.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it well known that this is a scam at this point?

[–] aniki@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Whenever this comes up in conversation I make sure the person I'm talking to knows that this is a total fucking scam.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well I mean there is a 70% shared DNA between the two species...

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Alright, fine, I'll wear a condom...

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lath@kbin.earth 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No condom then? Raw doggin' it is!

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

That's ruff.

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Doubtful the test was wrong. Highly likely that they cross-contaminated the sample in the lab.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They're cross-contaminating a lot then - they gave a CBC reporter breed results, too. Either that or they don't even test and just pull results out of their asses.

[–] SloppyPuppy@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Wouldnt that be easy to test though? Send the same dog a few times and see if you het consistent results or not.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What part of the labrador did they contaminate the sample in?

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They got Maui in his wowie

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Ruh roh Raggy!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can someone tell me why it's this important to know what breed your dog is?

I've always had mutts and I usually make an educated guess about what they're bred from. Which is really all that's needed, isn't it?

If my late dog Max wasn't actually a Basenji/Chihuahua and just looked and acted like a mix of those two breeds... why does it matter?

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

For breeders it is important. For everyone else? Bragging rights.

[–] JDubbleu@programming.dev 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'd argue it's pretty important for working dogs too, especially ones that require specific temperaments for their jobs like border collies, livestock guardian dogs, and pointers.

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah, I agree. I’m not a dog enthusiast so that didn’t even come to mind but it makes total sense.

[–] autumn_rain@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I have a service dog and have no questions what breeds my dog is, but for some working dogs it's important like you said.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But shouldn't breeders be able to trace their dog's lineage through pedigree anyway?

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Anyone can lie and make fake paperwork. DNA is just that second check to have a much better read on the truth (assuming they don’t mix up the samples).

Honestly, I’m not a breeder or a dog enthusiast though. However, I do love my shibas even if they may not exactly be pure bred.

[–] autumn_rain@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Litter loading is a thing. People buy a dog but it's swapped for a cheaper or non pedigree. DNA testing is done for puppies to verify that they are what they're supposed to be and AKC requires it sometimes.

[–] lukes26@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago
[–] Hegar@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

received human genetic sample and identified it as a malamute, shar-pei and labrador

There's no mystery here, the sample was just taken from three dogs in a trenchcoat.