Big Lebowski Fact: Jesus wears rings from the American Bowling Congress that certify his ability to roll a perfect 300 game, a 299 game, and an 800 series. : achievers

[-] GCanuck@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago

Because I had to look it up as I was curious….

Bowling an 800 series is just about the toughest thing to do in league or tournament play. In order to record an 800 three-game series, you must average 267 or better. Bowling an 800 series takes three times as many frames of excellent performance compared to twelve frames in a 300 game.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Cheers

[-] teft@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but he's a pervert, Urda.

[-] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

With a coke nail 😂

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago

8 year olds, Dude

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 years ago

He's got that certified too, alright.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm sure there must be one lucky one

[-] SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

800? More like 8 year old's, dude.

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

299 ring? Isn't that insult to injury?

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Its either a ring pointing out your bad luck to not pick up that last pin, or it shows a maniac who was willing to throw away a perfect 300 just to get a very specific bowling ring.

Both sound like something a ring would be good for.

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 16 points 2 years ago

If I got the 300 ring, I'll definitely go for the 299 ring next.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

What about just another 300 ring?

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago

gotta catch them all.

[-] indepndnt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Can you trade two in for a 600 ring?

[-] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

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[-] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

He also has a coke nail to open those pesky glass bottles.

[+] eran_morad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[+] Mindhunter@lemmy.today -14 points 2 years ago

I wish we had got a scene where they beat the pervert up

[-] Zippy@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

But you don't know if he really is a pervert or just the opinion of Walter? With Walters opinion of everyone, it is hard to know.

If you did not know either, Walter pulls out a gun which from an outside view makes him possibly far worse than Jesus. He certainly was an angry guy of which Lebowski uncharacteristically points out during the ashes scene.

Great build of characters. Good show that I think is underrated but similar quirky characters, Homegrown with John Lithgow.

[-] kralk@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Jesus was a pederast, his bowling partner is his parole officer

[-] Zippy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

So Walter says. But it would be the kind of thing he would say and even more so, believe.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I was in a band called Jesus Was A Pederast. We were universally reviled.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

How would you know?

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Lol. Not a damned thing about TBL is underrated. It's all fully rated and has been for decades.

[-] PoisonTheWell@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

That's not what they said.

[-] Zippy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Homegrown is underrated or maybe better said, not well known. TBL good as it gets.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Walter pulls out a gun which from an outside view makes him possibly far worse than Jesus

Idunno, if he really was his own dad, he's still done MUCH worse over the millenia tbf.. 😛

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

the only thing walter was right about was that bunny kidnapped herself (is that her name?) otherwise he was completely wrong on about everything else

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism ..at least it's an ethos...

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